Ok, so I’m sick to death of the front page news consisting of every excruciating detail in the lives of two celebrities that (wait for it) break up before the wedding (shock horror!). One’s some cricketer I think, the other’s a girl named Lara Bimbo Bingle. So I have a joke for you, but first the background.
She became somewhat famous I believe when she uttered the phrase “So where the bloody hell are you?” in an ad campaign for Australia.
The "Where the bloody hell are you?" campaign.
So there was something about a nude photo snapped by some other dodgy sportsman. That’s when she became truly noteworthy (the law of “flashed celebrity pink bits” kicks in.. a la Paris Hilton et al) and the frenzy began. Somewhere in there she and her meat-head sportsman decided to call it quits.
Latest development in the saga is plumbers called to try and retrieve “an item of value” from the toilet. So a $200K diamond ring is somewhere between toilet seat and deep ocean outfall. Although as a model it’s a nice change that she might throw something other than expensive meals down the toilet.
I wonder if at the moment we have Lara Bingle bent over the toilet yelling to her engagement ring “Where the bloody hell are you?”.
Boom tish.
